For My American Friends!!!!

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood at the gates he saw a wall of clocks. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St Peter answered that they were lie clocks, whenever you tell a lie the hands move.

'Oh' said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. It has never moved indicating that she never lied.'

'Whose clock is that?' asked the man pointing to another. 'That is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, indicating he only told 2 lies in his life'.

The man looked about and then asked, 'Where is Clinton's clock?'

'Ah' said St Peter, 'it is currently in God's office. He is using it as a ceiling fan.'