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Good one Mel..lol
There was a blonde who was sick and tired of being ridiculed for being blonde, so she decided to fix it by dyeing her hair brown. The next day, she was driving along a country road when she saw a shepherd with his flock. She decided to see if she could pass as a brunette and if she had indeed gotten any smarter. She pulled over to the side of the road and asked the shepherd," If I can guess how many sheep you have, could I have one?" The shepherd thought this was an unusual request, but he agreed. The blonde thought about it for a minute and said, " One hundred and fifty. " The shepherd said she was right and told her she could pick a sheep to take home. She did, and as she was putting it into the trunk of the car, the shepherd stopped her and said, " If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back ? "
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Permalink Reply by Robyn on -
I found this beautiful, little winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you. It was to me, and it's very well written.
"WINTER"
a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre
SHIT, It's Cold!
The End
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Permalink Reply by Mel on -
One Clever Little Girl!!
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist.
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A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one!
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Permalink Reply by d2avid [ the 2 is silent but im not ] on
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" Yeah, Doc, what's the news ? answered Fred when his
doctor called with his test results.
" I have some bad news and some really bad news, "
admitted the doctor. " The bad news is that you only have
twenty four hours to live. "
" Oh my God, " gasped Fred, sinking to his knees.
" What could be worse news than that ? "
" I couldn't get ahold of you yesterday. " said the doc.
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NAME THAT BOAT
My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one anyway.
"I'll tell you what," he told her. "In the spirit of compromise, why don't you name the boat?" Being a good sport, she accepted.
When her husband went to the dock for the maiden voyage, this is the name he saw painted on the side: "For Sale."
Author Unknown
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Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a
Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr.
Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two
Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him.. Sum Ting
Wong
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